Hold the phone!

What’s that you say!? Extremely time-consuming job for a writer!? Focused on the North Idaho Organized Crime scene!? Wait. Hold the phone for real this time. No, I mean it. Put the phone down. Put it on hold or promise to call back and hang up. Ummmm…. Is there a North Idaho in Sicily? You’re talking about Idaho? Like in the United States? Okay. If you say so. Federales is spelled wrong, but whatever. Apparently you were tangling with them and not pen-palling with them. And you